Dear drivers,

I hate that your cars are faster than mine. I hate that your cars are slower than mine. I hate that I have to drive the same way you're going. I hate we can't drive the route in the same car. I hate that you don't smile when I wave.

Also, if you could stop driving into each other, it would save me about 4 hours of driving each week and help the NHS greatly.

With love,
- Piete.